tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22799938.post114652784173065031..comments2023-10-19T10:57:13.586-05:00Comments on lI — Il: What I Think Periods Look Like When They Come A Few Days LateE T Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15133183988597024227noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22799938.post-1146659716061983352006-05-03T07:35:00.000-05:002006-05-03T07:35:00.000-05:00hope yall got good and drunk for the GRZA.I was at...hope yall got good and drunk for the GRZA.<BR/><BR/>I was at kinkos<BR/>trying to print two posters...<BR/>for 5 hours...<BR/>only got one done.<BR/> <BR/>how is it that when you send a 32"x70" poster to a 32" wide banner printer with a 32" roll of paper in the printer that you get a print out that for some reason assumes it should be 72" wide and ten fucking feet long! I don't need 10' of half of my poster! You cant print 72" wide on 32" paper! It just doesn't work! And just becuase my poster is twice as big doesn't make up for the fact that it is still, in the end only half of my poster! FUCK!<BR/><BR/>So we had to tell the printer to print at 50% size(non-centered, left Justified) to get it to print full size on the right sized paper(WTF?).<BR/><BR/>So, now I get to go back tonight. Granted, it is Allen working... and everybody kind of loves Allen, and I really love Allen, and I also love not paying the 400 dollars this job would really cost in the end, but I, none the less, still have to go and spend all night tonight back at Kinko's trying to print out the rest of the banners... And then I have to... (edited to spare you from a very long list that you really don't care about)<BR/><BR/>Happy day.E T Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15133183988597024227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22799938.post-1146627733659471442006-05-02T22:42:00.000-05:002006-05-02T22:42:00.000-05:00Aye-dee-oh-en-tee-aich-ay-vee-ee tee-oh-gee-ee-tee...Aye-dee-oh-en-tee-aich-ay-vee-ee tee-oh-gee-ee-tee-ay-en-Ay ef-oh-ar-es-pee-ay-en-aye-es-aich. Aye-ay-em-jay-ewe-es-tee<BR/>tee-aich-ay-tee-es-em-ay-ar-tee<BR/>ef-ewe-see-kay-ee-ar.<BR/><BR/>Happy Birthday,<BR/>Tee-aye-en-ay<BR/><BR/>I wanted to play the spelling game in Cockney, using rhyming slang, but <BR/>it was getting ridiculous. <BR/><BR/>jelly=jelly donut=don't<BR/>safe=safe bet=get<BR/>chiles(child's)=chiles play=A<BR/>dirty=dirty crust=just <BR/>head=head start=smart<BR/>dead=dead hooker=fucker<BR/><BR/>So I would have spelled this: Aye jelly af to safe a chiles fuh Spanish. Aim dirty that ead, dead.<BR/><BR/>And everyone would have thought I was warmly (=warmly regarded=retarded). Which, still, isn't far from wasted (=wasted youth=truth)<BR/><BR/>Now if I could spend that energy on academic produce...Anna Nimhhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01372081434108612013noreply@blogger.com