GET READY Y'ALL FOR PIMP MASTAH POSTAL---MC W. AAAYYYCH. AUDEN

Behold! The First Rap Ever Written and Recorded, by none other than the honkiest of dead British Poets, W.H. Auden. What an innovator! Listen to his reverence for the delivery of mail! Listen to his mad beats bustin' rhymes all over the screen! And remember--you are looking at 1936. That's how bad this mo-fo was.

We'll never forget you, W.H. You'll be gettin' all sorts of postcards up in heaven. Peaceout.