6.5.07

Cinco De Mayo--Or Gay Day REvisited



























8 comments:

Anna Nym said...

"No broads. No pics. It's time for some serious ass chugging."

-Dan, repeatedly

Gentlemen, due to the sensitive content displayed here, I have temporarily removed your admin privileges. They'll come back, of course. After people have time to see your true natures.

Yours Truly,
The Broads: Tiffany, Jenny, and Tina

Justice Rare said...

wow, that was fucked up, funny for a little while, but seriously fucked up, sincere apologies to the feminine presence, things got a little harry after the tequila ran out, complete loss of self control and self censorship, absolutely uncalled for, we disrespected ourselves and the women we love, mostly the women we love, "broads" is no way to treat a lady, especially ones we have so much respect for, i'll take the heat for this one, tiffany, tina, and jenny...god bless you, and just for the record the proper terminology is a butt chug

ETC said...

So... uhhh....

nice goggles.

Anna Nym said...

It did get fucked up. When any of the "broads" tried to leave the bedroom, there was a choir of "NO! NO BROADS!" and the door was slammed shut. And when Cole would try to come in to invite the prisoners out, he would be dragged away by an unknown butt-chugger, and the door would be slammed again.

Three things should also be noted: I would not have taken pictures when everyone shouted for none, I only shot photos when you were all pandering to the camera, putting on a show. Second, Cole DID take pictures of the "No Pics" portion of the night, and third, I used tremendous discretion in what photos I put up.

A lot of things were crazy last night, and the tequila drinkers went insane, but I will not hold drunk words/actions against any of you.

So don't worry. Apology is accepted in full.

Anna Nym said...

Gentlemen, after much soul-searching, I have restored your administrative privileges. You can delete all the pictures you hate, but you must ask yourselves first, do you truly "hate" them? Are they not, in some sense, a source of pride, reminding you of what wild shitizenery you are privileged to partake in? I feel they capture the very essence of the shitizens, and most of all, they capture each of you as an individual, shirtless and smiling, slapping and shaving, butt-chugging and vomiting, crazed out of your minds on tequila, but most of all, they capture how you love one another, and how comfortable you can be in that love. I won't say "homoerotic." Instead, I say, homosocial and acutely masculine.

And you all look good, though I cannot discern how you feel.

Gentlemen, do you feel good about yourselves? If you don't feel good about the pictures, perhaps it's time to look past the shaved swatches of chest hair to the beating hearts beneath.

krs10 said...

Looking at these pictures makes me miss all of you deeply, but strangely I have no trouble keeping in mind that it probably wouldn't have been much fun actually being there. It probably would have been stupid. Simply seeing the pictures in place of being present allows me to love your stupidity instead of being irritated by it.

Anna Nym said...

It was actually pretty awesome, with the gender POW section of the evening excluded.

FYBS said...

GAY-HAAAAYYYY!