falwell...or don't fall at all

“Textbooks are Soviet propaganda”

"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."

"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them."

"I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One's misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status."

"AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the
Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh's charioteers."

“Homosexuality is Satan's diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.”

“(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."”

“Someone must not be afraid to say, ‘moral perversion is wrong.’ If we don’t act now, homosexuals will ‘own’ America!...If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way…and our nation will pay a terrible price!”

”I listen to feminists and all these radical gals- most of them are failures. They’ve blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That’s all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they’re mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They’re sexist. They hate men-that’s their problem.”


Anna Nym said...

A fond farewell for Falwell.

(re: 9/11 attacks):

I'm a non-religious abortionist, I had a few good times with the fairer sex in my wilder youth, and I continue to dig on the ACLU and PFAW.

Please, victims of 9/11, accept my belated contrition in full. My heathen ways caused me to miss the message until now, when I was lighting a bonfire and dancing skyclad to celebrate Falwell's final acceptance of his invitation to hell.

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John Caruso said...

Laugh all you want, heathen, but the homosexual steamroller actually exists--and I have photographic evidence to prove it.