17.7.07

Yep...

Yay! I got another new job! Any of you unemployed beasts manage to get a job yet? Much less two in the same month? Doubt it. How did I get so awesome at having jobs? Don't be thinking you can hit me up for cizash just because I'm gonna have dead presidents comin out of my ass. Yo. Does anyone even read this thing anymore? Check...check...hello?

6 comments:

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

freebird.

FYBS said...

can we get pictures of dead presidents coming out of your ass.

The Grza said...

Ha. Nothing beats the retired life. It's way nicer than one job, but with two, you shouldn't stare right at me; a long beautiful summer spent lazing on a beach on a fixed (non) income would sear your jobby-job retinas.

inlaw said...

we are like so proud of your ability to score two jobs in one month!!

the inlaws

madam tyrant said...

Moooooom! Don't embarrass me on my blog in front of all of my friends!
I am awesome though huh? Thanks!

outlaw said...

INLAW! It's been...seven...no, no, eight years. It doesn't seem like it. It's like I don't have a sense of time anymore...I've been cut off from everyone, alone, chasing, hunting, searching...for you.

I contracted malaria in Tanzania and I shot your headlights out at a bar in Phuket. I thought I had you once, from behind they looked just like you, but you were gone. It was a decoy, I'm sure, you were too good to ever be caught but that didn't mean I was going to stop trying, I was never going to stop trying.

And then you show up here. Is this supposed to be a trap? Did you think the internet would hide that name, shrink-wrapped around my brain and set on fire, crispy, melted, crackling, you couldn't have, but did you? No. No, this is a trap and I should turn around now and run but I've spent life chasing you and I can't stop now.

I just want to know why.