no baby no: say it ain't so

dear lindsey,
i heard the news today.
i'm shocked.
i have shed a tear for each one of your adorable freckles.

you were gonna be legendary. the next julia roberts. amerikas favorite horse.
now here you are, pandering to your future.
you're gonna die a beautifully raw and lackluster death.
left alone one night you will undoubtedly OD on some bad/amazing blow you got from your publicists boyfriend or some valet in west hollywood.
god bless your cursed and angst-ridden soul.



dryhumper said...

grow up

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

what happened?

Anna Nym said...

Your little girl grew up. Don't cry; you couldn't keep her preserved and freckled and young.