18.3.08

THENEWS

Reporter, Oblivious to his Subject: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.
Reporter, Someone Must Be Informed About A Year of Time Magazine Covers: You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!
Reporter, What Does Barack Mean in African again?: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!
Reporter, Getting Paid By The Repeated Word: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Reporter, A Barack (pronounced "BUH-ruhtsk"), is a type of Hungarian brandy: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?
Reporter Hussien O'bama: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
Reporter, Lost His Nigga Name Book: You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
DMX: [Not Knowing Who He Be] I ain’t really paying much attention.
Reporter, A Thirty. Seven. Year old. Man.: I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.
Reporter, Smug as a Motherfucker: You can’t vote right?
DMX: Nope.

2 comments:

The Grza said...

Oh Shit. LOA's too fast for me...

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

FUCKED STATUS LEVEL: HIGH