25.4.08

AND NOW FOR SOME REAL NEWS.

7 comments:

FYBS said...

I saw this earlier. I have skepticism.

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

it was either this or the rice shortage - which I'm also somewhat skeptical of. fuck it, it's friday.

FYBS said...

yes, Friday it is. I'm just not so sure that there's a bunch of networked graffiti serial killers picking off white-cappers at universities across the midwest. Did you see the street name clue at the one sight? Someone's got some handstyles. Maybe they could cross reference the "tag" with regional style influences and find out where the original serial killer smiley face bandit came from.

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

i don't know why you are just posting this as a comment here. you should be calling these detectives and turning this case on its head. a second mortgage was taken out to solve these crimes! or are you involved and this is just to throw off the cops?

i guess we'll just have to wait and see...

how is philly handling the rice shortage we're all balls deep in?

Anonymous said...

I have a giant bag of costco rice in my house. And if you think I'm going to share, you can come to my house and dodge my bullets.

FYBS said...

Surprisingly, the philadelphia area has shown no shortage of rice recently. In fact, I had some Chicken Brocolli with rice the other day. I believe this is due to well established trade routes forged by famous Philadelphian Benjamin Franklin to what was then referred to as "the orient". Its influence can be seen today in the various chinatowns across the east coast, Yao Ming, Moo Goo Gai Pan, and the great wall of Hoboken, New Jersey.

On a more serious note Philadelphia is, however anticipating and preparing for the upcoming cheez wiz shortage, resulting in widespread panic and relatively dry cheesesteaks lately. We were tipped off by Wilford Brimley when he was campaigning on behalf of Hillary Clinton - who believe it or not, was raised in Pennsylvania. She was Amish. She lived in the same community as Ted Danson, and the Star Wars Kid.

True Story.

HIVE (we) MIND said...

True and Racist.