"If I Were a Boy..."

Things my girl students would do, if they, in the manner of Beyoncé and Reba, were a boy:

1.       have short hair

2.       like work

3.       not buy a skirt

4.       be silky

5.       have a big dong

6.       smell cat

7.       get a test zero score (example sung gi jung)

8.       make a mistake

9.       have a gun

10.   catch the thief

11.   yell at the thief

12.   be very silly, because not hard study

13.   grow a beard

14.   have a robot and gun

15.   buy accessories for my girlfriend

16.   gold is very many

17.   smoke outside

18.   fight someone

19.   have a healthy, strong body

20.   get a gun

21.   shoot a gun because boys are exciting

22.   fight, because I’m strong

23.   be tall, because my friends are all tall

24.   eat most favorite food and sleep because I don’t have an idea (fat)

25.   go to the army because go to army rules

26.   get a gun and play computer games and enjoy.

27.   perhaps I could drink much soju

28.   I could swear bad words

29.   just be free and not study, I would enjoy my life because this is my dream