23.12.06

Dreamgirls, What the Fuck?

I remember a time if even one of us suggested the we go and see a movie with that kind of pedigree. We would have shot eachother in the face and whould have gone to a classic like Bring It On, Dr. Doo Little 2, or even Cats and Dogs. To suggest that we go and see a musical that stars such talent as a former American Idol contestant, a washed up comedian from the 80's(even though Norbit looks cool), the token black guy from Stealth and Ray, Jay Z woman, and the director of Candyman: Farwell to the Flech. Come on people what has happen to us ? We stood for something once and the something wasn't FUCKING Dreamgirls! Also some of us have already had the pleasure of sitting through Mairie Antoinette this year and the last time I checked a person can only commit suicide once during a calendar year.


That's my gift happy New Year.

7 comments:

ETC said...

Skull masks make bad movies awesome.... as in, wearing them.

ETC said...

Them = Skull Masks

ETC said...

Or 3d glasses... or a video recorder...

Oh man... I just watched a bootlegged version of Miami Vice last night. It was so amazing! All the distortion and unintentional camera movement made it so raw... it seemed like some crazy home movie.


Highly recommended
multiple stars

Anna Nym said...

Cole, Cole, Cole. I, for one, am excited to potentially commit suicide multiple times this calendar year--or multiple times in a single life for that matter. In fact, the more times I can commit suicide and, well, get away with it, the better I'll feel when I finally don't.

And Marie Antoinette...it wasn't quite a suicide. It was more like a cry for attention.

Nasty Nate the Monster Mumbler said...

Famous or Dead.

Nasty Nate the Monster Mumbler said...

Famous or Dead.

madam tyrant said...

Yeah well Cole, I saw it. On Christmas Day. And ya know what? It was ok. Wasn't amazing, wasn't bad. It was ok. Was Marie Antoinette ok? I don't think so. Were you entertained? Didn't think so. Well I was... coulda been the hash...Oh yeah, and Beyonce? HOT.