1.3.07

Where Will All Your Water Go? Don't Let This Opportunity Pass You By

Bird Flu

ACT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE



24 comments:

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

Bird flu was engineered to thin us out.
I'm all for it.
The human race really needs some cutbacks.

Dent Burntrap said...

If it was engineered to thin us out it'd be called human flu. It is clearly called bird flu because it was engineered to thin out birds, which also need some cutbacks.

Anna Nym said...

So, it took me hours to find out how to upload something from my computer, and now filexoom is switching their servers. They say it will be three days before accounts can be accessed.

I have the best timing.

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

fellow b.o.m.

god engineered it.
he only destroys humans.
birds can't comprehend fear.
duh.

Dent Burntrap said...

stupid birds...

Dent Burntrap said...

it was engineered to kill birds and scare us into killing more birds it's not engineered to scare birds, just kill them. God hates birds. and so do i.

ETC said...

Alka seltzer was engineered to kill birds too.
And shotguns... sawed off.... Really big birds... Big Bird!

Anna Nym said...

It works now!

Dent Burntrap said...

bird shot?

The Grza said...

Why? Because it works now, and I'm a time traveling bitch.

Anna Nym said...

Thank you, Grant. Oddly enough, your time traveling has corresponded with my watching of What the Bleep Do We Know.

Justice Rare said...

poetry, and all that jazz, jazz, jazz, jazz...no, seriously I was hanging out with Japhy and he said that birds are beautiful and he wishes no harm upon them, unlike you savage beasts who seem to have no compassion for these poor magnificent creatures who only came here to lay some eggs and shit on your cars...four wheel drive hypnosis, crush, crush, crush...

ETC said...

Oh man... Anna Nymn has gone "Inverse"

Anna Nym said...

Indeed I have. I always hated being white.

Anna Nym said...

Actually, I kind of feel like Insideout Boy. Do you remember him? The boy that swung over the swingset and his innards became his outards?

The Grza said...

Do you think the smallest smashing noises will reverberate throughout? There is interference; There is a vibratto right where you thought it was, but longer and better illuminated and it doesn't seem mechanical,♩♪It Doesn't!♪♩Seem!♩♪ So-oo-oo-oah-ah-ah-oh...♪♩ ME-CHAN-I-CAALLLLLLL!♩♪

This is why I bought in bulk. Radiant epaulettes for one-eyed privateers; Yellowing fuzz-bombs squawk-filling the mine, hopefully; big boney-hallow beige biwinged fishmongers; The symbology was always noted and marked and order filled extra. Now they're out and you didn't buy in, and the chicken-stock is only headed upward.

♩Buy low, it won't get lower,♪
♪Buy High, your days go slower,♩
♩Sell Low, to my friend the Boer,♪
♪Get High, repeat one through four♩

krs10 said...

Japhy?
Are you making up people?

ETC said...

So really now... wheres the water going? The birds are drinking it?

or it time traveled too?

ETC said...

Oh I get it... inside out...
Like Ozone(0-2). Hydrogen... and whatnot... flipped it huh? Pulled a fast one, thinkin you could get away with it. Well no sirry. Not on my watch. Time is money mam... Be ye black or blue or white or false or thoroughly true and tried and tired too... This aint no global warming deal. They fixed that during the iceburg crab initiative. Back in the days of gradient fills and analog television.

Anna Nym said...

Have you ever been dehydrated from the flu? It's a common symptom.

Also, I didn't time travel anywhere. I'm not so sophisticated. On the other hand, Grant might have left, but he should be back yesterday.

ETC said...

Your blowing my simple mind

Anna Nym said...

You're fucking up my good mood.

Dent Burntrap said...

you're all simplifying my good.... fuck?

ETC said...

Bringin' it there.