25.2.07

So let's say, hypothetically, that I was going to get a new dog...

Let's say hypothetically that this dog is a sweet, polite pit bull mix that's really chilled out and doesn't jump on you and lifts her paw up like a cat and sits and shakes without even expecting a treat in return. And let's say hypothetically that the humane society named her "Edie" and that I think that's dumb. What would the Shitizens name this hypothetical dog?

22 comments:

The Grza said...

Como Estas
Herman Melville
Clandestine Homo
Terminal
Epilepses
Killah Killah
Rondo
Mercantile Exchange
So Naked
Permanent Scar
Rapist-in-the-Box
Vagina Monologue
Carmex
Pantene Pro-V
Coca-Cola
Lockheed Martin
Summer's Eve
Mennon
Proctor Gamble
Blink and You'll Miss 'Em
No Future
Dogobot

Dent Burntrap said...

appendix (the return)

Dent Burntrap said...

kurt russell

Dent Burntrap said...

Dolph Lundgren

Justice Rare said...

Carl Weathers
Amelia Earhart
Barabbas
Snoop
Killmeister
Waldo
Kissinger
Newton
Hooch
Turner
Tom Hanks
The holy blood and the holy grail
delicious
lawsuit
Dr.J
Crash
Joe Strummer
FDR
Princess Diana
Top Shelf
Mohinda
Indy
house
endo
judas
Carl Marx
Mao
Adolf
Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela
god, I am so high
Winston
Jeff Gordon
lypo

Justice Rare said...

actually, barabbas is copyrighted, sorry

The Grza said...

SABOTAGE
Hate Speech/Crime
Corpus
Yeshua Bar Abbas
Mangrove Tree
Syphilisi
He Who Weeps At The End of The OC
Craven Attempt
Craven Wes
Craven Chili
Mumia the Monsterizer
Peltier the Prick
Kascynski the Chaos-King
Chaos and Strife
Bottles and Knife
Blast doors down,
We're in it for a fight
For a firework effect
Effect your wrecked rex
with record rec rect
Rack 'em with Rick, Rak o'
Reck because Sound Expects

madam tyrant said...

Oscar
Ellen
Weird naked dancer people
Pan
Sunshine
Tom (Oh my god I can't believe they let him on the Oscars) Cruise
Hudson
Murphy
Baldy Mc Nicholson
Al Gore
Jlo
Dreamgirl
Beyonce
Who the hell is that guy
Global Warming
Clint Eastwood
Queen Latifah
Travolta
Randy Newman
Lesbian kiss on the Oscars
That's what she said
Life Partner
Mmmm green
Kiosk
Dog

Anna Nym said...

Colorado
I thought those were illegal in Colorado, or Ittwic
Baby Eater
Face Chomp
Lock Jaws
Witch Hunter
Inquisitor
Bitch
Tattoo
Kira (killer in Japanese)
Shikyo (death in Japanese)
Soshaku (bite in Japanese)
Muerte (death in Spanish)
Asasina (female killer in Spanish)
Mordedura (bite in Spanish)
Kirai, Daikirai, Ken'o (all hate in Japanese)
Odia (She Hates in Spanish)

I have some negative associations with the breed, but, nonetheless, there are some great names in here. Especially in the foreign selections.

krs10 said...

They're banned in Denver. So the shelters in the surrounding areas fill up with the poor things. They're probably the most awesome breed I've come across. She wouldn't eat babies. She's really just a kittycat in pitbull's clothing.

krs10 said...

My own ideas:
Bucket
Face
Gibby Hanes of the Butthole Surfers
Mock Turtle
Fancy Lala
Lala Orange
Charles Bronson (No one else came up with that? Or was it too obvious?)
Stampy
Frog
Malibu Barbie
Cream of Broccoli
Dead guy
Robot Sex
Goo (Hey Goo what's new?)
Dr. Julia Hoffman
Maila Nurmi
Gonzo Fiddles While George Burns
The Thing That Only Eats Hippies
Totally-Awesome-Sweet-Alabama-Liquid Snake
Murderface
Kill the Poor
Steve Perry
Shampoop, or Shampee
Tuna Belly
Tuna Salad
Pikachu Salad
Stabby

krs10 said...

I forgot Birdo

The Grza said...

Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Awesome. Good Call.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
Lame.
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Lame.
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Lame.
Lame.

You want awesome?

Deep Andes
Civilization
High Heel
Massive
Moligarchy
Poteet
Wheel Invention
Folsom Point
She Who Already Knows A Lame Name and Won't Choose A Better One Even When We Give It To Her
ButtFucker/Cuntsucker
Beat The Shit
Quato
Recktor
Schlomo
D.A.W.G.
Breena 2: The Return
Slopehead

krs10 said...

Boy, being out of high school hasn't changed you a bit

krs10 said...

I don't actually have her yet, nor do I have pictures, but she looks like this:
http://www.bulldogbreeds.com/americanpitbullterrier/pics/maxolive.jpg
Minus the dead baby.

Anna Nym said...

I thought you would totally dig on some of those Japanese names. The potentially vicious nature of the breed obscured behind the beauty of the Japanese language...I especially liked Shikyo.
Oh well.
And as for Grant's lame list...He really celebrated the Oscars last night. His stomach was completely full of celebration, in fact.

cue said...

antonio
leonard
mississippi something
R.R.
tony danza
Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

ETC said...

I want to stab you
Allowme2get(taht)4U
LOL
FTW
Amerikaonline
Petenrepeat
Shamboonina
Boom Shakalaka
bananerz
Shnookazooka
krumpalampalia
zigalozagalozogaladoo
telepathic MINDLINKZ
Password
**********
MONEY HEN/HEN MONEY
Sir ChickenBONE WilliamsburgingHAM the Furd
And a pocket full of shells
Mage against the Machine Wash Only
Gnortsmra Mit
Yvi Noitarepo
Onomonopia (plop)
Ottomonempire
Shot a monopea
Cosmic Cornicopia
Chronic Fallopia
KungFu-VS-Tokyo
Youkrappedondaflo
truedatcrap
doggyRAPPER
Mr.D.O.G.
Sir Doggz a lot
Droppaduece
rock-a-flo
8whips
(4A) Spaceship
Dipset Bitch!

TACOCAT

krs10 said...

I did appreciate Shikyo actually - very impressed. Dr. Julia Hoffman was for you by the way. Yes, Grant is just full of lame and full of celebration. I also really appreciated ETC's allowme2get(taht)4U. Nice one, E. But as far as vicous goes - HA! Brina would have been more likely to kill someone. Cole would be more likely to kill someone than THIS dog... How is Cole, anyway? But that's why for now we're calling her "Dinah" like Alice's cat and not "Sadie Mae Gantz".

Anna Nym said...

Thank you for the Dark Shadows reference. I do think that Dinah is a very cool name. I can only imagine all the happy songs that can ensue...

"Dinah wontcha bite,
Dinah wontcha bite,
Dinah wontcha bite his
aaa-aaaa-aaarrrrm."

"Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah,
Someone's in the kitchen
I knoo-ooo-ooo-ooow
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
But he won't be for long."

Also, I don't know who this Sadie Gantz is, but she stole my middle name.

One more thing--yesterday Cole was about to kill people. He had to borrow a band-aide because he killed a wall. But I'll let him tell you that story.

madam tyrant said...

I can't believe you picked Dinah over
Beyonce and Baldy Mc Nicholson. I mean really. Don't you want your dog to be really hot? And bald? Why is Cole so mad all the time? You just need to gently stroke him between the
eyes, like in Dances with wolves.

The Grza said...

Dinah. Dinah Shore. Shorely you're joking with that Dinah nonsense. Sense memory is a sham. Sham a lam lam. Lambs are foolish beasts. Beasts of the night are hunting for you fools. Fools is what you would be if you didn't name your dog Dinah. Dinah. Dinah Shore. Shorely...