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Sure it may look cute, like an otter or a sloth, but it is a vicious killer and I am a weak man who needs it's spirit, We dance in the moonlight forest together until our soles become one, and we will call each other wild names.
Oh, possum...
8 comments:
Man I hate possums...
you mean opossums, possums are from Australia, bra
opossums are just fine. I was just thinking about how I hate anything from the Diprotodontia order. ya know? Stinking wombats... bleh... Actually now that I think about it I can't really think of any good coming From the Australian area. Hmm boomerangs are alright I guess.
Paul Hogan...nuff sed
I hear the 360 flips spin the opposite direction
RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES, RABIES.
WHERE'S MY NOCTURNAL BOYFRIEND?.. RABIES.
Soles become one... connected at teh feet.
Dan - Possum Foot.
Dear Hollingsworth J. McTubbins,
It is a fact that opossums are not carriers of rabies. This may have something to do with the opossum’s low body temperature (94-97ยบ F) making it difficult for the virus to survive in an opossum’s body. Give the opossum the benefit of the doubt. It may not be dead! However, they are horrible when it comes to returning phone calls and answering e-mails.
regrettably yours,
justice rare a.k.a. 'possum foot'
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