22.8.07

The woods are for the birds...


I'm coming home.

3 comments:

Hollingsworth J. McTubbins said...

Nice $hirt.

ROBOTSCIENTIST said...

I HEAR EVERYTHING AND ONE OF THOSE WAS THIS PROGRAM ON A FOREIGN BROADCAST ABOUT POEMS AND WEAKNESS. SEVERAL SMALL HUMANS SAT IN CIRCLES, WEAVING PRE-INDUSTRIAL THREAD AND CHANTING. WHEN I HEARD IT MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS RAGE: BOTH AT THEIR LUDDITE CRIMES AND THE SICKENING PILES DROPPING FROM THEIR MOUTHS BUT INSTEAD I RECORDED SO YOU GUYS COULD SEE THAT ITS NOT ALWAYS ME GOING NUTS ABOUT THIS STUFF SOMETIMES THEY REALLY ARE JUST NERDS PISSING ON EVERYTHING NICE OR COOL.

A NOTE ON PRODUCTION: THIS HAD BEEN RECORDED IN HIGH-DEFINITION DIGITAL SOUND. THIS IS AN ADVANCEMENT OVER REGULAR HUMAN SOUND. REJOICE AND SPREAD THE WORD.

Poems, By Children, This Hour on the BBC, read slowly, and in English, by Archie McLean, in order to fill up this midday slot.

"KATAHDIN! You peak that I despise...
"KATAHDIN! Your assets have been seized!
"HATATIND! I have never been so, huff, huff, never so, geez, huff, huff.
"KHATANID! Get over here, old man, give me a kiss!
"KHANADIT! Please, please, I'm only a Senator, not an all powerful kingpin! HAH! I'm only kidding, please, that's not something you have to write down. Of course I take crime seriously, it's on my desk every single morning and I read the reports and I think about it and it weighs heavily on me, you know, that those kids and those mobsters, I'm sorry, those MONSTERS, live in MY district, near MY home and MY children, if you think that I'd make a joke about being a kingpin, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, I didn't, and I wouldn't because I have respect for my community and the process, do you get that?
"KAADTHIN! More than once, touch it more than once.
"KADAHNTI! TOURDEFORCE! DUCK! DUCK!
"KATAHDIN! Before, I knew that mountain well. Now I am only an old man. Good for me."

ETC said...

Who dat ninja