25.1.07

I had a great idea.

Ok. So I had this idea for the shitizens. It's probably something one of you has already thought of, but since I'm psychic (we'll get into that later), I can't be held accountable for that. Superheroes. I was talking to my boss yesterday and she was talking about how we should move to hudson because it's nice and I started rambling about how we can't move too far away from our friends. And then I tried to explain about the Shitizens and that we all have special talents that are unique and common to each other, and I was like (in my head, not out loud) Special Powers! So, the rest of the day all I could think about were our powers. Cole's was the first that I thought of. He's got a great back-story of course. Radiation boy. He can melt things and cause mutations and blow stuff up! Fabulous! Then I went home and told Dan about my idea and we thought that Grant could be this guy that eats a bunch of weird stuff and he has this second stomach that forms everything into crazy bullets and he can spit them out at high speeds. He'd have to probably do something else too but that'll come later. Um, we couldn't figure one out for Dan yet so we'll need help on that. Aarons was stink boy. He'll go around wearing a trench coat most of the time and when he's on the attack he'll throw his coat back and it'll turn into a pair of like, fan wingie things and blow his stench. He can drop armies of bad guys. It's a very trickie power because it's hard to aim so he's kind of a loner, but I'm sure the shitizens have some degree of immunity. I myself have crazy brain powers. I've come to believe I may be psychic. Do not be afraid of my talent as I will not use it for evil unless I have too. I found this out during the State of the Union Address. I started blathering about Dkimbe Mutumbo (probably spelled wrong but whatever) for no apparent reason and Dan was all like why the hell are you talking about him? I didn't know why, but then low and behold, 15 minutes later Dkimbe Mutumbo appeared at the SUA sitting right next to Mrs. W. They were talking about his homeland and stuff but me and Dan were too busy freaking out to care. So obviously that means that I have psychic powers. There have been numerous other situations that prove this so do not doubt me. I totally have mind control powers too. Oh, and I can move stuff with my mind too. Um, that's about as far as I've gotten although as I've been writing, I'm starting to get a picture in my head of Nate as some kind of hard working laboring nice guy that when threatened, (or drunk) transforms into a giant, hulking creature with huge forearms of steel. So this is totally rad no? I don't know what exactly we'll do with this information but we could probably cultivate our powers and go fight bad guys. Or make a comic.
Love,
T-bone

3 comments:

madam tyrant said...

Ok. So we're not good, we're totally bad. And Dr. Dando is the evil mad scientist who rounds us up and helps us cultivate our evil powers for his evil schemes. Yes...

krs10 said...

I would be anime girl. In my normal state I'd be KRS-Ten, sweet and friendly as ever, but when I get mad I'd become anime girl, with huge eyes and titties, and probably a sailor cape, and I would do crazy anime things like throw my tiara at people yelling "oshioshio!" and then I'd take out my sword and slice people into sushi pieces, and then I'd do a tittie attack as my finishing move. I'd probably look something like this: http://animepa.csusm.edu/galleries/A-B/BakuretsuHunter/lg/kill2.jpg
But with bigger titties.
Way bigger titties...

madam tyrant said...

weird.