24.1.07

Mommy Shitizen

Cathi wants to know why we're so obsessed with the word "fuck" and with penises on this blog and in general. you can let her know here. She's watching......

(she does enjoy some of the writing and pretty pictures however)

5 comments:

ETC said...

dirt dont hurt, but a five inch spike might

Justice Rare said...

I believe that as a collective we have discussed the humor of both "fuck" and "penis" to a level where any one of us are qualified to open the topic up for discussion.
Fire One: Penis is simply a funny sounding word. I will offer one example and leave the rest to the rest. Richard Nixon wearing a neck tie: not funny. Richard Nixon wearing a neck weasel: funny. It is that eeeeeeeeeeee in both weeeeeeeeeasel and peeeeeeeeeenis that make them humorous. Another example in Shitizen speak is Beazel. Beazel is just a funny word.
Fire Two: Penis is also funny because, well penises are incredibly funny in their nature, both figuratively and literally. What the penis represents is basically what the Shitizens simultaneously love and loath. Those of us that have them love them, but they can get us into trouble. Same goes for those of us that don't. The penis is a loaded object, with a rich history of global conquest, tyranny, slavery, betrayal, battery, injustice, persecution, power, pestilence, death, and war. Breathtaking.
Fire Three: Yet the penis is nothing without its counterpart, which is far to complicated to get into now. So the Shitizens are actually making a contemporary statement on the nature of man, and his only natural predator, WoMan. We/I believe in equal rights, misogyny, misandry and all the satire that can be drawn from extremes and neutrality. We/I believe in achievement and judgment. We/I will judge and we will be judged, regardless of whether or not we have wewes or wawas. We live in a semantic wonderland where nothing is profane and nothing is sacred. It is beautiful. I’m not sure if this at all answers anything, but Cathi, I assure you we are all well adjusted young people with a strangle hold on the English language. Good-night, good-grief, and god-bless.

p.s. does anybody else think that retard love is the purest love?

TheGrza said...

Well, as I see it, whenever one comes up, the other is soon to follow. Except for lesbians.

ETC said...

Now, I don't wanna be innapropriate...

but didn't Momma Shitizen have 6ix kids?

FYBS said...

Fuck Penis.