An attempt to think through a computer glitch, with friends

itThe Top of the ｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔ

The Top of the Pops

Top T

Top of the Document hey hello BREAD 

OVER HERE

LOOK OVER HERE AND TYPE why am i here? because we want this cunt to explode, whos got geligniteigneous statements

 i missed you document

David Bowie plants a bomb in your life and this document

let david bowie and his bomb into your lifepants

oh document. Don't ever leet's figverht it out about norwaegain.leave'tsfigur

It's to do with my korean forks, they say. porks porkuh

 

(be warned, newcomer: I need to link up right now now now am arbitrarily naming people as they enter the room, largely after everyday objects.)I let you down Wario

who is oksadlyI am trying to type with you. It is hard to understand who may be looking at any moment.No more sadness about being alone wit prostitute. Any of us could id ourselves, or remain unnamed in police car. how are you in police car? You may know me,                                     bibilcally in a police car. Although it is known that no you can't do that anymore, I'm here, more likely that I am just a fucking policeman. I can also just name you and then you're stuck Do it. I need a baton.

Now you're getting it.

Hah. It turns out everyone else is typing at the bottom, and I'm all alone up here. For the next person, the action seem to be down below.

Joy!

I am joined at the face to your foot, lover of mine. Hi hey hello

fucking cunt poetry. stalking my language ok Seminal vagina rhymes.

I recommend "shunt", it rhymes. except "shunt" motorhome is a fucking shit word, it doesn't have any fucking blood in it

I actually used shunt                                                                                                                                 in a sentence earlier today

though I agree it's not passionate as words go

who the fuck cares about poetry that rhymes. not me.

                                                                                                                                                

                                                              reading about the caliphate                                ———I———————————————————     ————————————————— the things we wish we had. a caliphate, here, would be

                                                              

                                                              in this thing

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                                                              on the internet, finding a youtube of a spam eating contest this is dominated by men

Unsurprising, really

no women want to sink that low.

                           is it a 

                                                                                                                      I wonder if  in America                              

                                                                                                                                                                               

                                                     maybe the definition has changed too much.                                           

                                                                                                                                                                                              

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                                                      yahoo videos from years ago with 10 views                                                                                                                                        

                                                                                                                                  

                                                           shouting into the void basically                                                                                                

                                                                                                   

                                                                                                                   

to actually label himself as "professional-American"professionally american is poetry enough.H"Anal eye Cunt" was a really awful band.interpret deez nutsanal cunt is no, not awful, just stupid as fuck. I miss when things were that stupid. Not in a "what a politically correct world" way, that they could make awful songs about "the gayest guy on earth", but it doesn't even occur to anybody to be that stupid.

its cool that once you started typing you have to commit to that shit

I had second thoughts about it but i cant back out of it. it has a hold of me like nothing i've ever experienced before..hey this shit is cool!!

i wish i could be a poet but im a bad person instead

many poets were people HOLY COW THE PAGE IS MOVING jonguuuuuuuuuuuuuhThat's just the acid kicking in.

at least, within their social contexts. im like overarchingly bad tho that shouldn't affect your ability to write poetry, and may well contribute to experiences that make good poetry.

"i endorse this nation, these things. cool" ~ a mong hoonhooning

I AM NOW                     STICK     i am pro-hoon

Actually, that was the name of a rather obscure comic book character I've always admired

So I will totally take that one.

"Stick" is one of the SensesYeah mostly I agree

UGH MARVEL, but I was young and stupid.

seek patterns in the text

It's just like the internet. Everyone talking at once, and no way to reasonably make out whether oksadlyany given thing is stupid or stimulating. We arrange ourselves in different ways to make who are you ourselves heard, I hit space, I hit return, I hit bold, but it's all just noise, unless

I'm just some stick on the interhammer. How should I interpret the existence of bandCYBERFUCKING CYBERSEXhell isnt a good place for that i think

I see no evidence that you exist either RGR ugh i didnt read that cunt.

you seem to just be a string of insults

You fail the turing tet so far.

 someone bothers to interpret.aiight word i have a storyIn that case, "fucking cunt"

what

What possesses a man  then

rgr is the coda to everything, everyone

 its about the internetI'm ROCKING G REAL I'm Rocking G Real I'm rockinggreal I'm rockingGreal ronkin ronkin real real ronkin homie ronking g gronkingreal a real g ronking away

 it is hard to hide when I am the only other "red" one.

 yeah one day, i was sitting at computer ok I think rgr is banksy

 and i was there, there was internet i was reading the internet

 and i didnt like the info i was reading on the internet

 so i turned off my access to that internet site internet , wit interhammer, just tapped the off key

 ok *orson welles applause gif*

 MASSIVE FOR SMASHING

 INTERHAMMER NETCUNT

 "hey" is a really powerful word

Years ago I would try to make poems out of windows event log entries. Possibly the worst thing. That sounds pretty epic. don't say epicEpik like that. I didn't, I typed it. fucking cunt

Janitors :)

INTERHAMMER is the place to be. It's where all the kids are hanging.oh I was just back down at the bottom, excuse me. That's true man. nonsense ｓｏｍｅｂｏｄｙ　ｅｌｓｅ　ｗｒｉｔｅ　ａｌｌ　ｏｖｅｒ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｆｏｒ　ａ　ｗｈｉｌｅ，　ｉｔ　ｈａｓ　ａ　ｍｏｎｏｔｙｐｅ　ｔｏｏ，　ｂｕｔ　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｃｏｎｔｒａｓｔｅｄ，　Ｉ　ｔｈｉｎｋ，God damn tomorrow I am making kibbeling w/ fries and no one can stop me

ｈｅ　ｔｙｐｅｄ　ａ　ｆｅｗ　ｓｅｎｔｅｎｃｅｓ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｔｅｘｔ　ｄｏｃｕｍｅｎｔ．　ｍａｙｂｅ　ｉｔ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｒｅｍａｉｎ　ｈｅｒｅ，　ｔｈｉｓ　ｓｔｙｌｅ　ｏｆ　ｌｅｔｔｅｒｉｎｇ，　ａｎｄ　ｗｈｅｎ　ｏｔｈｅｒｓ　ｍｉｇｈｔ　ｅｎｇａｇｅ　ｉｎ　ｉｔ，　ｉｔ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｒｕｎ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ　ｔｈｅｍ　ａｎｄ　ｃａｐｔｕｒｅ　ｕｐ　ｔｈｅｉｒ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄｓ　ｔｏｏ．　ｉｓ　ｉｔ　ｔｈａｔ　ｇｒａｎｄｉｏｓｅ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｉｎｋ　ｔｈａｔ　ｍａｙｂｅ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｅｒｒｏｒ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｅｖｅｎｔｕａｌｌｙ　ｃａｐｔｕｒｅ　ａｌｌ　ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄｓ　ａｎｄ　ｃｏｌｌａｐｓｅ　ｓｉｇｎｉｆｉｃａｎｔ　ｐｏｒｔｉｏｎｓ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ？

 

ｏｒ　ｗａｉｔ，　ｗｈａｔ　ｉｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒｓ　ｍｉｇｈｔ　ｉｎｔｒｕｄｅ　ａｎｄ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｃｏｌｌａｐｓｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｍａｌｌ　ｓｐｅｃｉａｌ　ｔｈｉｎｇ　ｈｅ　ｈａｄ　ｆｏｕｎｄ！　Ｆｏｏｌｉｓｈ！　Ｈｅ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｈｏｐｅ，　ｈｅ　ｄｅｃｉｄｅｄ．GOD why am I the blue　Ｉｔ　ｗａｓ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｈｏｕｒｓ　ｕｎｔｉｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ　ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｂｅ　ｌｏｃｋｅｄ，　ｈｅ　ｃｏｕｌｄ　ｓｔａｙ　ｏｖｅｒｎｉｇｈｔ，　ｎｏｔ　ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ　ｍａｄｎｅｓｓ！　Ｔｏ　ｒｅｃｒｅａｔｅ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｋｅｙ，　ｔｈａｔ　IKKE IKKE IKKE IKKE IKKE IKKEｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｋｅｙ．

 I have no idea what that was for

Ｆａｔ　ｍｏｎｏｓｐａｃｅ　ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ

ｆａｔ　ｍｏｎｏｓｐａｃｅ　ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ，

ｈｅｙ　ｙｏｕ，　ｕｎｎａｍｅｄ，　ｔｙｐｅ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｏｎ　ｏｎｅ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅｓｅ　ｌｉｎｅｓ．

ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｂｅ　ｐｕｒｐｌｅ，　ｉｔ　ｓａｙｓ．

 im purple this time, I think

ｔａｌｋ　ｔｏ　ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｓｅｌｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｏｗ

Ｔａｌｋ　ｔｏ　ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｓｅｌｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｏｗ．

Ｃａｐｉｔａｌ　Ｔ．　Ｋｏｒｅａｎ　ｌｏｏｋｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｓａｍｅ　ｈｏｗ　ｄｏ　Ｉ　ｍａｋｅ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｆｏｒ　ｍａｎｙ　ｌａｎｇｕａｇｅｓ．ａｄｖａｎｔａｇｅｓ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｔｙｐｅｆａｃｅ：　ｍａｎｙ，　ｕｎｌｉｓｔａｂｌｅ　ａｄｖａｎｔａｇｅｓ．　ｃｌｅａｒｌｙ，　ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｇｒｉｐｐｉｎｇ　ｏｆ　ａ　ｋｉｎｄ，　ｉｎ　ａ　ｇｒｉｐｐｉｎｇ　ｗａｙ．the squat little letters were nice, but the wrapping or the not-wrapping, that was so great. what is it about a human eye that is so stuffy about words stuck together. I bet if you made your columns short enough, you wouldn't need to wrap the words together.

 

ｏｎｅ　ｏｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｃｏｌｏｒｓ　ｈａｓ　ｔｏ　ｂｅ　ａ　ｈｕｍａｎ

ｔｙｐｅ　ａ　ｌｅｔｔｅｒ　ｏｎｔｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｌｉｎｅ，　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｂｅ　ｓｈｙ，　ｉｔ＇ｓ　ｌｉｎｅ　１５．

ｂｅ　ｔｅｒｒｉｂｌｅ，no on is in the middle, but me　ｐｕｔ　ｉｔ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｉｄｄｌｅ　ｏｆ　ａ　ｗｏｒｄ，　ｍａｋｅ　ａ　ｍｅｓｓ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｈｅｒｅ

ｎａｕｇｈｔｙ　ｗａｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｒｉｇｈｔ　ｗｏｒｄ．

ｃａｎ＇ｔ　ｂｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅａｃｈ．

ｎｏｗ　ｉ＇ｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅａｃｈ，　Ｉ　ｔａｋｅ　ｉｔ　ｏｖｅｒ．

ｌｉｖｉｎｇ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｅａｃｈ　ｌｉｆｅ

＠ｐｅａｃｈ @peach poetry

 UGUU

Ｐｕｒｐｏｓｅ：　ｍａｙｂｅ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅｓｅ　ｌｅｔｔｅｒｓ　ｇｅｔ　ｗｒｉｔｔｅｎ　ｏｖｅｒ

ｗａｉｔ

ｐｕｒｐｌｅ．　ｗｒｉｔｅ　ａｆｔｅｒ　ｔｈｉｓ：OKAYｓａｄｌｙ．WHO IS OKAYSADLY

ｓｏ　ｉｆ　Ｉ　ｓｈｕｔ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒ　ｄｏｗｎ，　ｉｔ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ　ｂｅ　ｇｏｎｅ．　Ｉｔ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｇｏ　ａｗａｙ．　Ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｉｓ　ｎｏ　ｐｒｅｓｅｒｖｉｎｇ　ｉｔ．

Ｉ　ｗａｓｔｅｄ　ｍｙ　ｗｏｒｋ　ｄａｙ　ｄｏｉｎｇ　ｔｈｉｓ，　ｓｏ　ｌｕｃｋｉｌｙ　Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｆｕｃｋｌｏａｄｓ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ　ｎｏｗ．

ｗｈｏ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｐｕｒｃｋゅゅゅｐｌｅ？

かかｔかたかたｈｅｙ　ｉｔｓ　ｐｉｎｋまかたまりかたまり

ふぁｋｙふぁきゅふゅすｃｋすｃｋぢｃｋすｃｋぢｃｋゅゅゅｄｒまｒｒまりおｓかかたかたまかたまりかたまり

ｗａｉｔ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｌｅｔｔｅｒｓ　ａｒｅ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｍｉｎｅ．　ｒｒｓｓ塊魂

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ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｕｇｇｅｓｔｉｎｇ　ｔｈａｔ　Ｉ＇ｍ　ｗｒｉｔｉｎｇ　ａ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｏｆ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ，　ｏｎｅ　ｔｈａｔ　ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｒｅｓｏｌｖｅｓ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｋａｎｊｉ？oksadly

ｉｔ　ｉｓ　ｋａｎｊｉ，　ｙｅｓ？

私は日本人ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　ｉｎ　ｊａｐａｎ？　Ｍａｙｂｅ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ａｎ　ｅａｓｔ　ａｓｉａｎ　ｓｋｉｌｌ　ｔｈａｔ　ｗｅ　ｃａｎ　ｓｈａｒｅ．

テレビゲーム

ｏｈ，　ｍａｙｂｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｓｐｅａｋ　ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ，　ｍａｙｂｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｓｐｅａｋ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ．　Ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ａｎｙ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ．

suck dick in hell!!!hell isnt a good place for that i think

Ｉ　ｍｅａｎ，　ｎｏ，　ｎｏｗ　ｉｔｓ　ｇｏｎｅ．　ａｎｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ，　ｍｙ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｈｉｎｔ．

fuck loads

ｍａｙｂｅ　Ｉ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｗｒｉｔｅ　ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ　ｕｓｅｆｕｌ　ｉｎｓｔｅａｄ　ｏｆ　ｂａｂｂｌｅ．

 

Ａ　ｐｏｅｍ：

My Ｋｅｙｂｏａｒｄ　has　ｂｒｏｋｅｎ！

Can it be Ｆｉｘed！　ｗａｓ　what I thought at ｆｉｒｓｔ

ｂｕｔ　Ｉ　ｌｅａｒｎｅ about ｔｈｅ　ｓｔｒａｎｇｅ　ｔｙｐｅｆａｃｅ

ｔｏ　ｖａｌｕｅ ｏｎ　ｍｙ　ｓｃｒｅｅｎ　ａｎｄ　ｉｎ　ｔｈａｔ

ｖａｌｕｉｎｇ　Ｉ　ｂｅｇａｎ　ｔｏ　ｆｅａｒ　

ｉｔ ｗｏｕｌｄ　ｇｏ　ａｗａｙ．

Ｉ　ｉｎｖｅｓｔｅｄ　ｍｙｓｅｌｆ　ｉｎｔｏ　ｔｈｅ

ｃｏｍｐｕｔｅｒ　ａｎｄ　ｉｔｓ　ｅｒｒｏｒ

ｃａｎ＇ｔ　ｃａｌｌ　ｉｔ　ａｎ　ｅｒｒｏｒ　ａｎｙ　ｌｏｎｇｅｒ，　

ｄｏｅｓｎ＇ｔ　ｍａｋｅ　ｓｅｎｓｅ　ｔｏ．

there are a lot of words in this poem like "invest" and "value"

hahaha!

 

Ｈｅｙ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｗｒｉｔｅ　ａ　ｐｏｅｍ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｔｙｐｅｆａｃｅ　ｔｒｏｕｂｌｅｓ． 

WHY STOP NOW?

ｎｏｔ　ｓｔｏｐｐｉｎｇ，　ｎｏ．

ｂｕｔ　ｐｕｔ　ａｌｌ　ｍｙ　ｅｎｅｒｇｙ　ｉｎ　ｏｎｅ　ｓｐｏｔ，　ａｌｌ　ｍｙ　ｌｅｔｔｅｒｓ

 

what the heck......

Tell me your type secret

thats really fantastic i wish it had happened to me i wish i had the magic power to type like that

thats the best thing

it made me uncomfortable and, as above, slightly narcissistic and deluded about my cock.

I found a cock once, on the top of a stick on the interhammer, that's where the cool people are.I am everywhere, now.

 

This is so great because unless you cheat with the timeline you can't tell what was written when and why. of ten years. My entire internet history has still taken place inside a small jar. for fats?)

 (no eggs for fats.)  

  (soon eggs 4 all)  

 

i want time to exist. this can never happen

 

- janitors- sailors

(any eggs from some brilliantly famous German or historical figure, maybe it was Goethe's eggs) 

I wish I would find things

But this is the local morgue, where everyone wants to do that. People find it before me

do u still have hatno, I lost in in a bar  but not agency that will be too hard

i think this was a mistake

is life badas bad as it wants to be

i think some bad things have been happening to a lot of peoples

also to me

 a warm load

everyone is together, stabbing at the bottomtatue in germany, it was just sitting there are five or something o'clock in t bag for fifteen minutes and then felt soooooo retarded. this is a fucking shit story. even thong was the only cool feature Google ppy somewhere, I guess.or paranoid that he's taken an American national treasure, the hat of Jefferson Davisalways feels old and nobody feels like a stick on the cunting interhammer

the "seeing people type" thihat, I thought, and it is on my head and someone will recognize from the german papers that it was stolen and I'll Wave hadAh, I hate it sometimes, but it makes me feel like I'm less dishonest when my misspellings aren't pre-corrected before viewing.

Maybe it had more things but they were all inscrutable cunts.I think I spent 20 minutes on google assholes before I got bored and died. There is someone on top.

I'm inserting in the bottom just to be a rebel. Co

rgr :)

oksadly

he morning, and so I stole it and wore it around for a while and suddenly got very paranoid that the hat was a stick on the interhammer It was a pretty ugly hat too.

I s, yeah. A korean is habe deported. So I took it off and hid it in the bottom of my

in Korea. I think. It's gone. I had it for ten years though, that's long for a hat.

i can barely concieve

 of ten years. My entire internet history has still taken place inside a for fats?)

 (no eggs for fats.)  

  (soon eggs 4 all)  

 

i want time to existplease and thank u  when hy went out driving in the country as an old man.

i had a shirt i bought in buenos aires once that i lost on a boat from uruguay back to buenos aires it was the only shirt i bought in the entire three months i was herei always lose anything I buy as a souvenir. 

you got on the internet in the aughts?At home yes

There was internet 

 

I don't know, everything went wild for a moment

And then it crashed and it went away, for good.

they say. at school earlier but taste only sometimes. if I taste a thing and look around i could probably taste many posts from 2002 or something but earlier is gone. They were Bad Posts.

im almost twenty years old. thats too oldI know, oldness is in everything now. Everyone I grant you existence

 

My hid yes There hat buy only went thank home country inside I back is very ugly the years. bought bought It ugly was was on of it ten was was always bottom long in herei was out of for only as and was the eggs took I had a on buenos existplease and on internet korean so gone.

 

a stick on the interhammer

the hinterjammer

 

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The Artist as a Large Puerto Rican Manok got it...

It's to do with my korean fontsthe end of the docume

 

word

that cunt, REALLY FUCKING EXPLODED^Z^Z^Z

EXPLOSION

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THIS WAS MY SECRET CACH OF TYPING ERROR

I had to rescue it from the trash.

tuguu~

...but who was oksadly?

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All I know is that I'm falling falling falling

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or swimming swimming maybe

...but who was oksadly?

I like the fish...cheering fish