Shit. Coltan is snortin' the Comet? There is hope. I am willing to admit that, as a young child, I too snorted many terrible things. Pixie Sticks, crushed up potato chips, even salt--not knowing the terrible things I'd have the opportunity to snort later in life. It was like a proving ground to prepare me for a wasted adulthood of methamphetamines, cocaine, diet pills and ephedrine, draino, powdered and refined human bones, and--yes--the CoMeT. The single-most hardcore bleaching your innards will ever endure, I swear it.
Thing is...I didn't get started on the Comet until I was, say 11. Coltan is running in some dangerous circles, and you should probably ask him if he's in a gang. If he is, you have got to move out of those villainous 'burbs. They are full of hidden dangers, and millions of household products to corrupt your progeny.
Tell him I say that sobriety is easier than it seems. Day at a time, day at a time.
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Momentous.
Cocaine and coffee?
comet.
cut with lye and gun powder. chased with cocaine and coffee.... and yes my index finger.
Colton snorts Comet? Rough.
Doesn't that kid have parents?
Shit. Coltan is snortin' the Comet? There is hope. I am willing to admit that, as a young child, I too snorted many terrible things. Pixie Sticks, crushed up potato chips, even salt--not knowing the terrible things I'd have the opportunity to snort later in life. It was like a proving ground to prepare me for a wasted adulthood of methamphetamines, cocaine, diet pills and ephedrine, draino, powdered and refined human bones, and--yes--the CoMeT. The single-most hardcore bleaching your innards will ever endure, I swear it.
Thing is...I didn't get started on the Comet until I was, say 11. Coltan is running in some dangerous circles, and you should probably ask him if he's in a gang. If he is, you have got to move out of those villainous 'burbs. They are full of hidden dangers, and millions of household products to corrupt your progeny.
Tell him I say that sobriety is easier than it seems. Day at a time, day at a time.
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