1.1.07

new years?...miserable.

9 comments:

ETC said...

Momentous.

Justice Rare said...

If you were a real man you could have got that bloody nose from playing full contact hide and go seek, not the way I'm going to assume you got it, which should be obvious.

Anna Nym said...

Cocaine and coffee?

Anonymous said...

comet.

Anonymous said...

cut with lye and gun powder. chased with cocaine and coffee.... and yes my index finger.

madam tyrant said...

I'm pretty sure there's a twelve step for that. Maybe you could take Colton with you and you guys could bond.

ETC said...

Colton snorts Comet? Rough.
Doesn't that kid have parents?

madam tyrant said...

Oh yeah, he's all over houshold cleaning products. We can't semm to keep a bottle of febreeze more than a day or two. Um actually I meant the index finger thing. You should see his wall of glory next time you come over. He has a whole wall by his bed devoted to his booger art. It's gross.

Anna Nym said...

Shit. Coltan is snortin' the Comet? There is hope. I am willing to admit that, as a young child, I too snorted many terrible things. Pixie Sticks, crushed up potato chips, even salt--not knowing the terrible things I'd have the opportunity to snort later in life. It was like a proving ground to prepare me for a wasted adulthood of methamphetamines, cocaine, diet pills and ephedrine, draino, powdered and refined human bones, and--yes--the CoMeT. The single-most hardcore bleaching your innards will ever endure, I swear it.

Thing is...I didn't get started on the Comet until I was, say 11. Coltan is running in some dangerous circles, and you should probably ask him if he's in a gang. If he is, you have got to move out of those villainous 'burbs. They are full of hidden dangers, and millions of household products to corrupt your progeny.

Tell him I say that sobriety is easier than it seems. Day at a time, day at a time.