1.1.07

new years?...miserable.

6 comments:

E T C said...

Momentous.

Anna Nimh said...

Cocaine and coffee?

Anonymous said...

comet.

Anonymous said...

cut with lye and gun powder. chased with cocaine and coffee.... and yes my index finger.

E T C said...

Colton snorts Comet? Rough.
Doesn't that kid have parents?

Anna Nimh said...

Shit. Coltan is snortin' the Comet? There is hope. I am willing to admit that, as a young child, I too snorted many terrible things. Pixie Sticks, crushed up potato chips, even salt--not knowing the terrible things I'd have the opportunity to snort later in life. It was like a proving ground to prepare me for a wasted adulthood of methamphetamines, cocaine, diet pills and ephedrine, draino, powdered and refined human bones, and--yes--the CoMeT. The single-most hardcore bleaching your innards will ever endure, I swear it.

Thing is...I didn't get started on the Comet until I was, say 11. Coltan is running in some dangerous circles, and you should probably ask him if he's in a gang. If he is, you have got to move out of those villainous 'burbs. They are full of hidden dangers, and millions of household products to corrupt your progeny.

Tell him I say that sobriety is easier than it seems. Day at a time, day at a time.